I made the mistake of telling my girlfriend when I first met her that, in ANY situation, I would leave her immediately for Ellie Goulding.
It was a joke.
Let’s just say she didn’t get the joke.
However, as those sneaky little Ellie songs always do, they began to get in the girlfriend’s head. And then I caught her listening to her. A lot.
And now, every time an Ellie Goulding song comes on, she looks at me with a look that says, “Yeah, I like her too. But I still hate you for saying that. Now please play that song over again.”
And you know what? I’m okay with that.
Her new album, Halcyon, is out October 8th.
She is attractive.